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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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