You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Randomize