I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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