Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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