do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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