He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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