his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Randomize
