Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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