hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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