they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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