so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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