Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
