As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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