He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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