Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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