i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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