yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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