I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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