The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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