just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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