I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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