No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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