Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Vodka?
Forever.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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