Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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