Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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