yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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