So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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