Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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