Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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