K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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