so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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