after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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