so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my sisters under your porch take her home
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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