So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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