Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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