Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I can't turn off my feet"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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