dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
