Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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