Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Where is the hickey?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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