NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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