He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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