I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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