wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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