Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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