This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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