I want to have your abortion
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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