Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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