Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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