at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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