My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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