i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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