I only kidnapped one of them. chill
just tell him i said nine months
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Drunk is a universal language darling
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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