Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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