You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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