So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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