RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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