So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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